Saturday, June 21, 2008

Instructions For Ritetemp Thermostat

18 credits in 18 days

the University of Trento is one of those in which the reform Berlinguer-De Mauro, who already was not a surprise, has reached and exceeded the limits of perversion. Most of the tests consists of three modules of the claims, and to the degree necessary to collect the first 90 credits of thesis. Of course there is no logic and no consistency between exams to be given: it goes with ease from the history of medicine to political philosophy, aesthetics, film history of Christianity, from the theoretical to the philosophy of religion. What I started miserably yesterday is an attempt to venture that one day I could tell the grandchildren (of someone else, I think) to 18 credits in 18 days, hopping from the history of industrialization in the medieval chivalry, and Descartes and Sartre to bioethics . Keep in mind that each credit is equivalent, according to law, in 25 hours of "total work." A careless observer might conclude that from now until July 7th my days last 25 hours. And in hindsight not depart too far from reality either.
I write this post not to complain but to update my four readers have seen that, unless a sudden (and unlikely) flash of inspiration or a full-blown coup (it is already more likely), I can not write much before mid-July. Transcribe faithfully the "Sagittarius" of my horoscope astrologer of trust (and you do not bend too skeptical rationalists the nose, I use the same trusted astrologer Tremonti).
Studio: No siete ancora riusciti a controllare on line l'esito dello scritto di storia economica, ma Mercurio ha incrociato Marte e secondo indiscrezioni gli avrebbe detto che è stata una catastrofe paragonabile al crollo di Wall Street nel '29. Seguiranno grande depressione e grande sonno. Arriverete al 7 luglio in una condizione che Umberto Bossi in confronto sembra un ragazzo sveglio.
Casa : il vostro coinquilino prende il sapone che voi usate per la faccia e lo usa per farsi la doccia: lo ritrovate coperto di peli di indubbia provenienza. Segue una dieta che esclude la pasta, con la conseguenza che c'è più riso nel lavello della vostra cucina che in tutto il vercellese. Entro una settimana l'animale dovrebbe tornarsene Frosinone, but it is too late: you already have a slight failure to secessionist positions.
policy: you have embraced the line of ' appisolament , consistently followed so far by the Democratic Party in its firm opposition to the government. Stop in the literal sense. The use of the army to monitor the landfill, the suspension of the trial of Berlusconi for corruption, interception and removal of judicial information not excite you, but there is no need to demonize the opponent. Eventually, when the army will monitor landfills judges and journalists will be disposed as radioactive waste, we will show whether your dissent. Maybe by raising an eyebrow. But not too flashy, but not before the autumn.
Friendships: you're a bit 'been withdrawn from the world and ignoring the people who love you. But they know that you need a couple of years of hermitage, and then you understand. Hopefully.
Love: that girl will make you crazy.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

White Topaz Ring On Ebay

hypothesis

today I have stolen the umbrella. I tried to imagine the effects that such an event can have, depending on the political context.
Hypothesis 1: I steal an umbrella under a center-left government. The news
mettono la notizia in apertura, i quotidiani nazionali in prima pagina. I politici di entrambi gli schieramenti deplorano l'episodio, il centrodestra accusa il governo di scarsa attenzione verso il problema della sicurezza. Forattini disegna una vignetta in cui un omino sta sotto la pioggia senza ombrello (didascalia: "Piove, governo ladro"). Il secondo giorno viene identificato il ladro: è un romeno con precedenti per spaccio di parapioggia. Vespa fa una puntata speciale di Porta a Porta con un plastico della biblioteca in cui mi hanno rubato l'ombrello, la ricostruzione della dinamica del furto secondo il Ris di Parma, un esperto che spiega perché gli extracomunitari hanno una predisposizione genetica al furto e alla violenza, e una soubrette che mostra Tit. Calderoli calm releases statements about gypsies who steal umbrellas to the Po Valley who have worked hard to buy it ("but not a Gypsy, is simply a citizen of Romania" - "why? What's the difference?") And called chemical castration. Bossi ordered five hundred thousand rifles, Borghezio offers a precise point where the body of immigrants stick umbrellas. Veltroni says you have to react in the strongest terms but do not forget the solidarity, and asked me to run for the House with the Democratic Party. In the following days if there are other cases of theft of umbrellas throughout Italy, all administered by the center in the city. The media now speak of "emergency umbrellas." The Council of Ministers shall prepare an emergency ordinance to facilitate the expulsion of non-sustained in the event of bad weather. Concerns the European Commission. PRC, Verdi, Italian Communists and the Left Democratic protest, declaring that we must understand the social problems leading to the theft of umbrellas and threaten not to vote for the bill. The DL is launched when the ministers of the radical left are in the bathroom, but it will be left to decay (the government is afraid to take him in the Senate because Rita Levi Montalcini and abroad for a conference and Scalfaro has some 'flu). Yet criticism by the opposition against a government that can guarantee the security of citizens. The story takes bench until the next rape, robbery in villa o infanticidio.
Ipotesi 2: mi rubano l'ombrello sotto un governo di centrodestra.
Cazzi miei, me ne devo comprare un altro.